Couch temperature: unacceptable

Mimi

Fur failed. Outerwear has assumed command.

Cold Rounds

Every morning, Mimi checks the apartment for usable warmth. The radiator gets one inspection, the corner shop gets one tactical visit, and the bus shelter remains a deeply personal betrayal. No destination is trusted on reputation alone. The jacket stays zipped, the scarf stays close, and both paws return to the couch for review.

Mimi on a stool in a corner shop, holding a steaming paper cup — 02 / COUNTERCup steam receives close protection.

Mimi on a grey sofa resting one paw on a radiator — 01 / RADIATORWarm enough for one cautious paw.

Mimi in a scarf sitting alone at a rainy bus shelter at dusk — 03 / NORTHBOUNDWind arrives before public transport.

Winter Rules

Mimi does not improvise below room temperature. Every layer has a duty, every seat gets tested, and every draft is treated as an intentional act. Comfort is measured quietly, then defended with surprising administrative force.

Black Puffer

Keeps the middle operational.

Knit Guard

Leaves exactly two opinions visible.

Scarf Protocol

Wrapped before the door opens.

Paw Check

Touches nothing colder than necessary.

Seat Claim

Softest corner becomes headquarters.

Ticker

$MIMICOLD

Mimi lying in the center of a cream sherpa blanket on the couch

Final Position

By evening, Mimi occupies the blanket center and recognizes no competing claims.

Mimi stays zipped.